Rumors...

"How do rumors get started? They're started by jealous people..." (showing my age)

OMG! You don't know anything about rumors until you have lived in a small town! Everything is based on something someone said that they heard from Mrs. so and so, who knows because her 3rd cousin works with the guy that bales their hay! It is so much worse than the game we used to play where something is said and then repeated down the line and the last person ends up with a totally different story. I swear people go to family reunions, not to visit and have a good time, but to dig up new dirt to talk about!

You can stay to yourself for a year and people will still find a way to drag you into some crazy drama! There is nothing like getting a bunch of phone calls and text messages asking why you went to a lesbian bar!!?? What?! First off, there is no lesbian bar around here that I know of (I live in Hillbilly Hell remember?!), second, I am not a lesbian. And even if I was and did go, that's my business!!! I have to admit, I did go out to a bar with a friend. I even took my HUSBAND (yes husband, male type, one each) with me so he could drive us safely home.

I really get a kick out of the rumors that fly around here! I guess it goes back to the fact that there is nothing to do here.