King Tobas

This is King Tobas, AKA Toby. He can Talk, he can dance, he can sing and he can scream! I answered the door one day and it was "The Church People" I have nothing against The Church People, but I am really not interested in joining their church. I do however love their children and cannot close my door to them. So I step out on the porch to listen to the kids read to me from their little booklet thingy when a loud piercing scream is heard. "HELP! HELP! HELP!' over and over! I closed my eyes and tried not to laugh when I saw the faces of The Church People. Finally the mom church person looked at me and said "I do hope that's your bird". I just about lost it. No, it's not my bird... Of course it's my bird, do you think I have someone tied up in my house. Do you think you just interrupted some crazy torture session??? (I just finished reading 50 Shades of Grey so that might be what you heard...NOT!) Anyway, it was worth the looks on their faces.

I would get Toby to sing "Happy Bird Day" to them, but unfortunately The Church People do not celebrate birthdays...